1. I have locked my keys in the car.
2. The Moosh is stuck at school.
3. The locksmith is coming from the other side of the planet.
4. I feel stupid.
5. We were supposed to go to my parents' house tonight and now we can't.
6. The Moosh is going to be even more disappointed than I am. If I ever get him home from school, that is.
7. I was really needing family support because we are being audited by the IRS.
8. I really hate my life today.